Eldritch Fallout AU - Doctor Jay

Madness! All of this madness! Trust a man of science to not lose his marbles in the worst of times!
I, Dr.Jay shall stop at nothing to cure what ails you! -The answer to most of your worries is your rock intake, how many have you had? My... A rock transplant is needed stat.
You know a man can survive without two kidneys, amazing really, I'll just remove that one for you then so we have plenty of room in there to work with.

-Eldritch Fallout Alternate Universe Dr.Jay Hiddleson.
Really once you take his scalpels and syringes off him and cuff him up he's a sad puppy.